since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
Banned for convulsions... I know which I'd prefer in a race for the Yankee Zephyr
Banned for Zephyring. In case you don't know what that means, it means Zephyring.
Banned for the elusive zephyr roaming the foot hills ... and my old 1956 Mk1 Zephyr had a 4-on-the-floor stick shift with a huge knob on top
Banned for acknowledging but not praising my stick and its enormous knob on top; the ball bearings were outraged.
Furthermore I learned in a beat up '58 F100, thank you very much.
Banning Uvah for dickshionary ecksplanashin. And starkers for a flying 4ontheflr knob.
Banned for boasting an enormous one and leaving the ball bearings to roll along behind.... and one simply does not F a 100 then thank it very much.
Banned for there is no ecksplanin' Uvah without a manual and a fair idea of its terminology.
Also banned for speaking of my knob in a most curious manner... it was necessary to stop my hand slipping off the gear stick and onto the knee of the lassie beside me.
banned for double quoting
Banned for double dipping at the wishing well... yer s'posed ter put coins in, not take 'em out...twice!
Banning for taking away his lunch fund.
Banned for spreading socialistic ideals. There is no such thing as a free lunch. That fund was supplied by nothing short of legalized theft of others hard earned income.
banned for poliltical rants
Banned for hiding the sausage is not considered a valid lunchtime activity... who knows, it may lead to your getting a spotted dick for dessert.
Banned for those dots were measles. Don't scratch. hehe
banned for doom saying
Banned for not knowing doom is necessary to better appreciate the alternative... now let the good times roll.
banned for doom rolling
Banned for rolling over in the clover.... and will yer missus ever get the grass stains out of her knickers?
Banned for showing selfish concern for the state of his missus' knickers. I'm sure she'll have the stains out by the time you ask to borrow them this weekend.
banned for borrowing things
Banned for lacking of humorous or creative things to ban for.
Banned for thinking all cross-dressers do as you do. I don't borrow knickers cos I like to go into lingerie shops to buy my own... style-wise and to get the assistant to help me try 'em on. Besides, I don't wanna share and catch girl germs.
Banned for borrowing and not bringing it back... but it's a tootbrush you can now keep.
Banned for getting between a serial banner and a most deserving subject.... now you can either kick his arse to the kerb or disable his typing finger by super-gluing boxing gloves to 'both' hands... to be shure to be shure.
Oh, and banned for using Pontious Pilate's birthday as your nick.
Yeah, I know.... banned for taking up 3 berths.
You are so banned. Like a lot. Big. Many, many times.
Banned for doing it a lot but without reason.... and if you want it BIG, many, many times, well I can accommodate you there as well.
BANNED lots and lots, like many, many times over, every day for years and years and many more YEARS.
SO, is that big enuff fer ya, or do I have ter git one o' them thar enlargement thingies?
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