The headline says it all......
"Halle Berry Says She's Related to Sarah Palin"
... which ruined everything, my dreams, my fantasies, my appreciation of my Halle Berry pinups.
How TF can this be, one of the hottest Hollywood hotties, related to.... um... uh, I can't even bring myself to say it.
In fact, I'm gonna get out my DVD of Swordfish, and if that scene of her sunbaking topless in front of Hugh Jackman doesn't do it for me after this devastating revelation, I'm gonna sell it.
How cruel, the fascination is gone... gone I tell ya!
Damn, sod and bugger it... I'm going to bed and cry myself to sleep.