"Uh....where...TO, commander?"
Seriously - the TEC sounds like a bunch of inebriated stoners!!!!!
It's hilarious!
Hey, it could be worse. They could be yelling "take it!" every 5 seconds or taunting you with no way to disable those taunts.

A game that did that came out mere months ago. I'd much rather have the 15-year olds from Sins!
It looks like you're pointing out the colonizing frigate in particular. Would you want to take orders from a military commander if you were in a defenseless beatle-shaped metal can with hundreds of civilians ready to complain, protest, injure themselves, sue, and so on the moment you hit a piece of space debris? I don't think so.