10:45 p.m. last Tuesday night. The phone rang. Mind you, the phone doesn't ring at my house after 9 p.m., unless there's a problem, just courtesy. It was my wife's cousin, "Heather, this is Sis, call me back." We don't have Sis' number. After calling anyone she could remember, we found out her uncle was in the hospital, possible heart attack, probably wouldn't ma
I thought it was rather crystal, myself. But for the benefit of those who don't live in Montreal I'll expound on my previous missive. In order to legally have sex with an animal, it must weigh no more than 40 lbs, or around 18 kg if you're not from around here. What is your weight limit?
I'm all for eating children. With Chipotle mayonaisse and a big Kaiser roll. Besides that, well written, Brad, and perceptive as always. But who am I to say?
Hell, Saiyan, the hillbillies in West Virginia can't legally screw anything younger than 16. Unless it's an animal, then it has to be 40 lbs or less. What's your weight limit, bud?
I was so pissed when, after flipping over to TechTV and seeing Leo in a cowboy shirt, finding out that Call For Help got canned. Gamers suck. This vanilla programming geared for the 2-15 year old demographic brought on by G4 is asinine.
R. Kelly is leading Billboard's American Urban Radio Network R&B/Hip Hop Awards with eight nominations. Why? Hell, I thought I hit rock bottom when rock died, but this is even more dismal. Jay-Z is a close second, with seven nominations, followed by Alicia Keys, Beyonce and Outkast with five apiece. What sane parent would let their children listen to the musical g
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Actuallly it's being dug out of Mt. Ararat, but there are some similarities to the moon I suppose.
As a gesture of goodwill and brotherhood, I've deleted all of the porn I kept in my wife's document file. Good day.
God, I love America, you freaks!!!
Kazaa lite has been removed from search engines. There is another version, called Kazaa gold, or something similar. Hated Kazaa, loved WinMX, after Napster, of course.
Candyland? Chutes and Ladders? Lemonade stands? Family vacations that didn't involve cell phones? 29 cent tacos at Taco Bell. School field trips that involved a zoo or a pumpkin patch? The Fonz? Playgrounds that looked like playgrounds.
Always believe in yourself first. God works for a lot of people, regardless of the imposition. Nobody expects the Christian Imposition. Asking for help doesn't make a lesser man, but a greater one. For the others arguing semantics for the purpose of raising their stature in comparison to you, you should feel pity. A grain of salt I tell you, unless of course you have high blood pressure.
Drive in movies that mostly showed porn.
Banana seats, penny/nickel candy. Baseball cards without holograms. Skinny nylon skateboards. Neighborhood barbecues. Two kids and their fishing poles on a Saturday morning. The '86 Mets.
I've no hatred, but a desire for children and families to be their best.
Thank you!!! I miss silence. And mail. Snail mail. Remember how excited you got when you received a letter from a relative or (what's this?) a pen pal? Do you remember riding a bicycle before Walkman's came out?
Did I say Yugo, I meant Festiva. Sorry.
I love the President, but this is great!! This is something I would do. Thank you!
SUV's kill, be very careful. They are their own, they have their own mentality, their own cliques, they have their own lifestyle. They are vicious. And you turned one on your own family. You are a sick, sick, person. Get a Yugo, quick.
It will be reported the same time they show the footage of Kerry falling down the slope on skis, or falling off his bicycle during his tour of the states.
I have a pubic hair from Clarence Thomas if anyone is interested. Not really. I do have some pages from Packwood's diary. Not really. I may have a blue dress though. Really. I wear it out sometimes. Not really. I model it in front of my happy mirror. Along with J. Edgar Hoover's panties. Really.
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