What *was* the best thing before sliced bread??

"Why is it, that just when you realise you've got 'her' figured out.... she goes and changes on you?"

If God always was, and always will be, what did he do before?

Is a burrito the false Gospel?

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why your just sitting there staring at carpeting?

Are you okay?? To someone in dire event of something seriously broken.

well that one I can answer!
when in an emergency medical situation, if you ask a person that question and they can A.) answer back, and B.) tell you what hurts,
you can be assured they have an airway(if they can breathe they can speak) and they are mentating to some level(they can think , and reason and communicate).
Thus, if you are taught cpr and are told to ask"annie annie, are you ok?" and "annie" doesn't respond, she is Non responsive, and your next job is to see if she's breathing and has a pulse.
so that one isn't as silly as you thought it was. though, I know the patients don't always appreciate the questions. lol

#76 by Skinner DigitalCHET - 1/6/2004 7:40:08 AM What *was* the best thing before sliced bread??

Shirt pockets.

I never did buy the speed of light thing. I mean, leave Earth at the spead of light, then return an hour later, your one hour older, but everyone else is years older? Who's going to prove that one to me?

Figure this out: in Star Trek warp 9 means traveling 9 times the speed of light....

Figure this out: Star Trek is fiction

Figure this out: Star Trek is fiction

Egad!! You mean Dr.Spock really doesn't have pointy ears?!?!?!?!? this is truly horrifying......
does Scotty know?

Figure this out: in Star Trek warp 9 means traveling 9 times the speed of light....

In the original Star Trek series, Warp 1 was 7 times the speed of light. Warp 2, was 7 times Warp 1 or 49 times the speed of light. Warp 9 was really fast. 

Roddenberry revised this with the Next Generation. I don't remember the numbers but at Warp 10, you were going so fast, you were everywhere at once. 

I think you mean Mr Spock.

Dr Spock had quite a different profession...

What was in the breifcase in "Pulp Fiction"?

Was Dr Spock half baked?
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at the end of time will anyone notice?

Its hard to write for sci fi and superheroes...too many special abilities for any true internal logic to a story.

.example..Your being pursued at high warp,how does the other ship manage to drop out of warp right behind you?Are they mind readers?Even a delay of a few seconds would put them millions of miles in front of you.

"Why is it, that just when you realise you've got 'her' figured out.... she goes and changes on you?"

Only God has Women figured out and sometimes even He looks like this->

'#88 by Mr Gear7 - 1/6/2004 12:57:18 PM
What was in the breifcase in "Pulp Fiction"?''

Yeah, I would really want to know too but...

Lesson one: I don't remember

What do you do if you see the last member of one species eating the last member of another species?

Jump in between the 2 species, and sacrifice your life for the sake of the other 2. . . Yeah like that's gonna happen.

What was in the breifcase in "Pulp Fiction"?

someone told me that the soul of the big black dude who had a band-aid on the back of his neck. the band-aid was covering where it was removed from.

Why are rabbits feet considered lucky?
The rabbit had four of them and it's still dead.

What was in the breifcase in "Pulp Fiction"?

someone told me that the soul of the big black dude who had a band-aid on the back of his neck. the band-aid was covering where it was removed from.

It's actually a mcguffin. http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?McGuffin

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mcguffin

makes sense now
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why do we do stupid stuff?

To #70

Billy Joe McAlister was throwing HIMSELF off the Talahasey Bridge.

HA! Finally knew one