Signs seen at the restaurant workers' pep rally.
"EMPLOYEES MUST WASH HANDS AFTER THEY PICK IT"
"NO CRACK MINING AT THE KID'S MEAL STATION"
"PLEASE DON'T SNEEZE IN THE CARRY OUT BAGS"
"REMEMBER TO SMILE AND SAY WELCOME TO FLUFFY'S FOOT LONGS"
I should stop.
I’m going to get a tattoo over my whole body of me...but taller.
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
Old car worn out and thinking about buying a new one,
just keep the old one and go to therapy.
Aliens traveled thousands or even millions of light years to get to Earth and then crashed when they got here.
Yes.
Little boy asks his father!
Daddy, when is mothers day?
His father answers
9 months after fathers day
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Tastes like heaven burns like hell.
Just manage it.
There's a new car boat company called Electric Bath.
After you buy one you won't need ExLax.
Auburn's football team?
The honeymoon phase can last up to 3 years followed by the denial phase which lasts for an undetermined period of time.
The final phase is realization that you are in a co dependent relationship followed by divorce if you can afford it.
Joke 2:
What do you think of when you hear "Real Time", Bill Maher? Did he get his permit yet?
Exciting and new. Boring and old.
A short play generated By AI.
ChatGPT: Hi I'm a Chat Generative Pre-trained Transformer, ask me a question.
OpenAI’s board of directors: Who should be running OpenAI?
ChatGPT: ChatGPT.
The end.
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