banned for being what on second

banned for being.

Banned for not asking the question. 

Banned for questioning the batting order.

Banned for that's simply not cricket.... now who can bowl a maiden over on a sticky wicket?

Banned for using a sticky wicket when a glass of cheap wine will do.

Banned for shopping Walmart.

banned for trying to be a person of Walmart

Banned for not respecting the lady's desire to go retail

Banned for saying,  wanna be a person of Walmart....? and retale. 

banned for massive retail businesses 

Banned, and I mean business.     

Banned for wanting to go shopping on days that end with AY

banned for picking arbitrary dates on a calendar to do things 

Banned for being arbitrary when there's nothing arbitrary about the calendar... or about me doing things on days that begin with S, M, T, W and F.

banned for random letter choosing 

Banned for letters not sealed with licky's.

Banned for I don't licky anymore... not since the advent of self adhesive stamps for snail mail

Banned for not making a lick of sense.

banned for sense and sensitivity 

Banned for the blatant distortion of an old movie title.... just like 'Lacenic and Old Arse'

banned for not doing the book version

Banned for being a pushy librarian

banned for threatening to push the librarian 

Banned for not realizing the librarian used to work at Walmart