banned for going whole hog

Banned for the term, pork, loose meat sandwich.  

banned for sandwiching me

Banned for I do what I can.   

Banned for whole wheat's better than white.

banned for trying to make me ban something I agree with

banned for not going homemade

Banned 'cause roast beast and cooper white make for a killer sandwich.

Banned for the sausage in the sandwich comes from the rump of a Ohmygodasaurus, which forages for food in the wilds of countries ending in A, C and the number two.

Banned fo5r response are slow in coming.

banned for erratic placement of 5

Banned for random 7.

Banned for 7 ups but the downs had it.

banned for not trying on 4th down and goal

Banned for the goal was intercepted and a touch back happened.

Banned for planting that mouse on Mars.

banned because the stainless steel rat rides again

Banned for the rabid rodent bites beauty's bosom repetitiously while sailing the eighth of seven seas.

Banned for harboring sea sick mice.

banned for joining the rats that leave the sinking ship

Banned for forgetting the oranges you Scurving pirates in the skies, leaving a sinking ship. Taking pics, planking, rodent and not rotund pirates.      Arrrrrgh

Banning myself... huge oops

That is what I tried to post that turned into a book of data.........................................................

Banned for doin' the oops-a-long.

Banned for pie in the sky... and looking for a long enough ladder.

banned for taking Lucy up in the sky with diamonds

Banned for leaving her up there and absconding with the diamonds.