Banned for standing on the bottom rung.

banned for having rung the bell

Banned for dings and dongs that make noise.

banned for getting bats in there

Banned for the belfry is no place for wowsers with sensitive hearing.... so get outta there before you find out the witch is dead.

Banned 'cause bats are masters of inversion.

Banned for also masters of the dark.  And baseball. 

Banned for what happens in the dark should stay in the dark... that way yer don't end up with sex tapes on the internet.

banned for internet safety

Banned for there's no proof in that pudding... but not to worry, I like a nice tart.

Banned for going there.  Lemon meringue, blueberry alamode, fudge. And bonbons.

banned for pastries

Banned for the tart in the pudding club... it's free to join but with a bun in the oven expenses mount up along the way.

Banned 'cause the oven needs to be preheated to 375 degrees so's the tarts come out crunchy with a little this, that and the other thing to spice it up.

Banned for not doing banquests.    (banquet with what's in that tart questions)

Banned for I didn't ban quet... she decided to go elsewhere and feast on all sorts of fattening yummies

Banned for fattening up the neighbors.

Banned for fattening up on OP's .  No, not Other Peoples food.... but Opulent Pastries.

Banned for opulence is the next out thing.

Banned for fads and trending.

banned for letting my wife get her hair done

Banned for not knowing she let you let her.

Banned for buying into a domestic situation where making up 'll be the next thing on the list.... and also the best part

Banned for causing heat waves.  sheesh

Banned for if it's too hot in the bedroom then go into the kitchen.... that's where they keep the ice cream.