Banned for watch out for that tree. 

Banned for this is what happens if you watch trees perv.  Yes, uncontrollable, mirror image laughter.  

banned for being around a horse

Banned for double posting.

banned for believing in miracles

Horses not aggressive? I think you mean cows.

banned for posting scary pictures and not banning

Banned for being a hardliner.

Banned by Betty.

And yes they are weird, and scary.

Banned for once upon a time you could drink and drive, anything.         I believe these are the good ole days on the internet. It's pretty much free right now. Just pay for software.  And big brother will be bohemeth brother. {of course}     That'll be hard to deal with.                                                                                                     

Banned for wine with your cheez? 

Banned for starting a wineying race.    And guess who won.          

lol  Banned for if I win, {hahahaha} what's the prize?