My uncle, Jonathan McDonald (prime minister of Jonathanland, a country in North America) is taking me to do one of two different things today (most likely). He is either taking me kayaking, or taking me to fire guns at a shooting range (he has a AR15, several shotguns, a combat shotguns, a skeet shotgun, several pistols, several rifles, two swords, a sten gun, and several other guns [and possibly several other swords]). There is a slim possibility that he will take me to do both today.
