banned for saying someone is jealous of someone else being perfect.

banned for having lost all sense of reason

Banned for thinking (s)he ever had a sense of reason.

banned for not helping him/her find his/her sense of reason

your all band for not looking at my profile.

banned for not realizing that such information should be faked

you could be a he/she for all we know

Banned for thinking it could be he/she.

It could be shemale

banned for merely switching and changing the words in order to ban me

Banned for realizing that he had it coming.

banned for giving radiation a negative stereotype with your so-called green glowing radioactive penguin

banned for being green clowing radioactive penguin.  my question is can you read by it at night.

banned for inquire about a green penguin night light

Banned for descrimination against penguins.

(And yes, it doubles as a reading light as well.)

And Ryat...

Banned for banning people so long on this forum.

Banned for thinking it was a night light, not a reading light.

banned for calling me out for my time on this forum

banned for being called out for your time on this forum.

Banned for not being me.

banned for assuming that any one who is not you should be banned and thrown out of this game for nonyouness

Banned for making up a wordness

banned for not letting the freedom of wordness flow

THE WORDNESS MUST FLOW!

banned for using capital letters

banned for having a (name your favorite politician here) for an avater

Banned for thinking that Shunmaha's avatar looks like the Gravemind.

Banned for thinking.