Banned for being a grammar fanatic on teh interwebz

banned for pouncing.

BANNED for using hippie tye dying in yr avatar and having zero karma......

banned for excessive talent.

You can't handle the ban! Son, we live in a world that has forums. And those forums have to be guarded by men with hammers. Who's gonna do it? You? You, DrJBHL? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Skinhit and you curse the Admins. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Skinhit's ban, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on the forums. You need me on the forums. We use words like lol, imho, jk, troll...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a hammer and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to! YOUR BANNED!

banned for uncouth reference

Banned for pointing out a refference.

banned for using uncouth

In English, we write "YOUR BANNED" (I assume that you mean you used deodorant for a change) "YOU'RE BANNED!" 

You have been "Jafoed", Photoshopped and Banned in one Reply. We refer to that as a "Hat Trick".

Banned for too much house and coffee.

banned because uncouth is pertinent

Banned for using English words I do not understand.

Banned for not understanding.

Banned for banning a Moderator.

Banned for telling others what they can't do.

Banned for insulting people's intelligence 

Banned for posting on this banned thread.

Banned for assuming other people are intelligent.

Banned for assuming all the posters here are people.

Banned for being accurate.

Banned for downplaying accuracy in other people.

By the way, this is my first post on Impulse! Hi everyone!

banned for being a virgin

Banned for being mean. Virgins are people too.

people are people, virgins are virgins.

banned for mixing tautologies.

Banned for talking about virginity while showing a kinky avatar.

Banned for starting a new page, you page virgin