two left feet

Darn.  Why doesn't it jump to the last page sometimes?

while trying to

jump a page

over the Grand Canyon

into the forest

where the gypsies

play their mandolins

with their tongues

in the grotto

while searching for

a lost cat

under the bushes

where naked aardvarks

prance in their

long john undies

with rear trapdoor

for easy access

to dirty butt

squishing monkys with

definite hygiene problems

requiring large antiseptic

cottonballs inserted where

sun doesn't shine

   had money on that one....lol

and replaced every