Did you remember to pack up your rubber duckie? Wouldn't want to lose a precious heirloom, right?

Do you realise what that precious heirloom would have seen in the bathtub, amongst all the steam and soap bubbles?

haha   For sure Uvah. He's my floatable device, dont'cha know?

Starkers, I never thought of him peaking. Could he be a Peaking Duck?  Wah Wah Wah

Don't you have a couple of other floatable devices that'd help keep your head above water?

Does your Peeking Duck have a camera? 

Better not, cuz I'm shy.  {not}

Don't let the whirlygig near the tub. Starkers has it pre-programmed to emulate his potent exclamations. If it gets in the water brown bubbles will ensue and dontcha know those stains are a pain in the butt to remove?

Now you aren't trying to tell me that you don't have a natural pair of floaties of your own, are you????

So tell me, how much does your rubber ducky charge for snapshots???

(oh, and please tell him, I want ones with less steam and fewer bubble bath bubbles)

That'd be green bubbles, wouldn't it?

Kinda greenish/brown aromatic bubbles?

And do you think those bubbles emit a puff greenish of smoke when they burst?

He'd better have a good memory, cuz nothing like that has entered my tub.  Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Could Peaking Duck be moonlighting?

Is moonlighting included in the discount package? That's what my travel agent said and I don't even have one of them.

A Peaking Duck or travel agent or discount package? Or are You moonlighting the three? 

I'm doing the peeking duck in the moonlight so's I can see in the dark dontcha know. Why else would I use the rubber duckie with his whirlygig camera attached?

Are you deliberately avoiding the natural floaties question on purpose just to tease me?

So rubberducky-bathtime-images dot com wasn't set up by your duck, then?

So rubberducky-bathtime-images dot com doesn't give it away?

So now you're saying that you're not the deviate like me and wouldn't use the whirlygig camera to take iffy piccies?

Whaddya mean 'iffy' piccies?

And now you're trying to tell me that you never kept iffy piccy books under the mattress as a kid, either?

Gee, don't think so, Just sayin I'm not floating anywhere with these... Maybe your thinking of enhancements? Which I can't be bothered with. 

Now isn't that something to check out? haha

Is there a whrlygig.com?

Didja Google it?

Google world! Google is your best friend! Google is the answer. Vote for Google! Google's knows! Think Google! Free Google! 

There's apparently only one thing Google can't do, isn't there? Shut itself off. And I wonder why ogle is in it's name. Is it cuz that's what it's doing with alllll our information.

Google is an oggler? Oh me oh my .... heavens to betsy even. Exit ...... stage left.

What is the name of that exit stage right catto? All I can think of is Quick Draw McGraw.

Could it be you just need a bigger bathtub?

Do you think enhancements float as well as.... or sink faster cos they're heavier than water?

Didn't Quick Draw McGraw get his name because he had a premature issue and shot before his weapon was out of its holster?

(actually, "exit....stage left" was Snagglepuss)

Why has he gained weight?

Why are you asking me? Aren't you the one with the implants or some such?

Indeed. Yippee Kayo Kayay. And Snaggle. Cool

Why, didn't you notice he's carrying a larger package up front than usual?

So now you're saying that I'm likely to get my rudder stuck in the sand when I'm down at the beach?