Emporer it's a Disaster!!!

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What now Judu my faithful assistant?

It's our Battle Hammers Lord, they seem to be missing.

What!!! 150 Battle Hammers!!! The Enterprise, the Hornet, the Lexington, Defiant, all missing, wtf happenned?

Hit by a strange weapon.

Some blasted precurser thing.? WTF is it called. Start talking or you'll be in the Lava mines for sure.

It's called a nerf.

You mean to tell me a little foam childrens toy from the 20th century took out all our Battlehammers? This better not be another one of your It's April first somewhere in the Galaxy jokes or I'll have your head on a laser pike.

No Sir, Nerfed, by something called a Dev, More powerful than any precurser. The Irony is, all other races have lost em too. What should we do?

Make more Battleships and get those frigates out of mothball son and get me some dang pilots to fly em. Meanwhile, call that Torian idiot on the universal hotline and tell him we nerfed his battlehammers and if he doesn't comply with our requests we'll feed his dang skin to the Drengin.......





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Reply #1 from Stardock Forums Top
Or pump out those new, stil nerfed but not so baldly anymore Battlehammers!
Reply #2 from Stardock Forums Top
Ahhh but you see Lord, I'm a lazy emporer, And it looks like I'm one of the few that got a no battlehammers version. After this game, I'll get the latest 1.03a. I'm really not unhappy actually. It brings other ships into play strategically. But I did think my story humorous.
Sins of a Solar Empire II
Reply #5 from Stardock Forums Top
That will prevent the Devs from nerfing it because it will be already pre-nerfed. ;)

Elrikk

~SDC~
Reply #6 from Stardock Forums Top
Not more nerf balls!!! Noooooooo!!!!! We shipped our last batch to the Torians. they demanded to know the tech of the weapon. We could have destroyed them, but we'd rather see them try to research the explosive dynamics of a foam ball for a few laughs first. I wonder what the Drengin will do with em. Probably try to eat em.
And the newly formed G.R.O.S.S. Get Rid Of Slimy alienS empire will rule the galaxy. Yes it's from Calvin and Hobbes, one of the best comic strips of all time. Look it up and join at your leisure, or peril as the case may be.
Reply #7 from Stardock Forums Top
Calvin & Hobbes is indeed the best comic strip of all time. When Bill Watterson retired, I quit buying newspapers. Seriously, Calvin was the only reason I read them. This is just a round-about way of saying I love your empire's name Pontius! If I ever come to care about submitting to the metaverse, I'll give G.R.O.S.S. first consideration.

So, just how high in the tech tree do you have to go to get "nerf technogoly" anyway? LOL
Reply #11 from Stardock Forums Top
The transmogrifier, portable gun version. comes right after DeathRayZorcher technology and the Space Man Spiff combat suit upgrade.


And the official game of G.R.O.S.S. is of course galciv and Calvinball Oh Mkbolo, I see you've posted in a vortex zone, spin around 20 times before you post next. :)


I am sort of glad that Watterson pulled it when it ws popular before it got totally stale. Peanuts hung around a decade too long. Sad thing is, they still print "Best of" and it's totally out of date.

Reply #12 from Stardock Forums Top
Oh and Bolo. We don't really care about the scores and submissions. We just do it. 5 evil submissions gets you a senatorship where your extra duties are zero. your extra perks are zero, and its basically meaningless.

Oh and our goal as per Calvin is to be an evil empire bent on controlling everything. LMAO.
Reply #15 from Stardock Forums Top
*shakes off dizzyness*

Actually, I find myself agreeing with you about Watterson's retirement. Your point about Peanuts is sadly all too true.

Still not sure IF I'll submit to metaverse, but if I do, you've sold me on G.R.O.S.S.! (As long as Rosalyn isn't allowed in!)
Reply #16 from Stardock Forums Top
I just found it hard to keep from snickering when i saw the C&H strip with 'Hamster Huey and his OOey gooey Kabloeey'. SOunded mor eliek teh title of some bizarre adult film lol

dawg
Reply #17 from Stardock Forums Top
LMAO. I still like the captured by aliens space man spiff "Take him to the interrogation chamber and wash his hair bwahahahahahahaha" episode.