IFear: As to the "Bet he can hit her in both boobs" thing, feign heroics and dive in front of her. Not going to seal the deal, but she'll think it's cute. For bonus points, take the hits where ou aren't armored. (i.e. if you wear the chest plating like some people, take the hit in the back if you can. If you don't use helmets, unrecomended by the way, then take the hit in the BACK of the head.)
I've no details, and you haven't asked for m help, so that's all I offer.
Xer0: Her PARENTS hate you? Wow. But I can top it.
My 1st GF. We weren't really serious, but when she dumped me, her mom actually got pissed off at HER OWN DAUGHTER!
...Wait...I guess that should have been a sign for me, now I think about it...When the parents like you, you did something horribly wrong...
-Twilight Storm