Banned for I did that on purpose...... boobies, mmmmmm.

banned for trying to tell me what I can do with my tongue... if I wanna drool at boobies bigtime, I will, right!

Banned for trying to impose a Borg generated emoji ratio that is not only wrong to the enth degree but is also untested and was known to explode during laboratory experiments involving collective members with defective oratory skills.

I be Cap'n starkers of Borg.... an' I decrees all thee Borgs wear eye patches an' talk like pirates on International Talk Like A Pirate Day.

AARRGGHHHHHH!!!!!

Banned for raising the issue of implanted artificial Borg haemhorroids.

Banned for calling it a simple interest when it's much more than that.  As a wannabe proctologist I have been fascinated by haemhorroids for decades.

Banned for analyzing proctor and gamble's innards.

Banned for bringing gastritis into the mix. So shake 'em up!

Banned for double choc laxative usage and not bringing a pooper scooper.

banned for irrational hatred of sand.  Silica has many useful properties.

Banned for wanting your pi and eat it, too.... and Pithagoras was not a Greek baker.

Banned because Velocipede got there faster... and he never broke into a sweat.

Banned for excess persipration and precipitation in an arid environment that frowns on under-arm wet patches.