Banned for walking past the gooseberry bush and leaving the baby behind.... do not pass GO and do not collect $200.

[with regard to the "baby", it is an old English thing for when kids ask where did they come from.  Rather than explain about birth and the birds and the bees, it was: "Oh I found you under the gooseberry bush."]

Banned for ignorance that produces old sayings... and starts crazes like the Cabbage Patch Dolls.

banned for using rotted cabbage as filler on a hot dog

Banned for not walking the dog cos you think you're Mr Bojangles and got wore out shoes.

Banned for wanting nuances when I'm all out because my regular supplier failed to deliver a new batch.

Banned for trekking with trucks filled with expired playboy magazines.

Banned for wrinkles.

Banned 'cause you forgot the red ones and the green ones and the orange ones and the purple ones and the........

What about the yellow ones?? 

banned for being such a whiz

Banned for wanting to see the dark side of the moon.... at midday.

Banned for not knowing that dancing to the dark side of the moon at midday is only premissible at Stonehenge during the Summer and Winter solstices when wearing Druid attire and flowers in one's hair, whilst being barefoot and partly inebriated on mead.

To do so other than under these circumstances and conditions is an insult to the Druid spirits and Celtic Gods, thus resulting in a bolt from the blue and a ban on Wincustomize.

Banned for insufficient evidence; a lack of due process; undue care and dubious attention to detail; blowing froth out yer gills and being the shortest person in a crowd of five foot nothing basketballers who are so short they have to practice shooting hoops at a local kindergarten.

Banned for a bean squished between two loaves, dunked in worshestershire sauce and left to grow babies.