since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
Banned for washing yer walnuts in the washing machine.... isn't it embarrassing standing in the laundromat wiv yer pants 'round yer ankles down like that?
banned for stinking shoes
Banned for at least mine don't walk outside by themselves because they're so ripe.
Banned for walking shoes with socks as a tag-a-long seeking a cover up.
Banned for having shoes and socks that need a cover-up.... and you have air fresheners that can actually DO that?????
banned for letting the air out of the cat
Banned for using your bicycle pump to blow it up in the first place... inflating a cat was not its intended purpose
banned for not seeing the joy of a hot air cat
Banned for seeking joy inside the balloon.
banned for being alight with rubber
Banned for not getting kinky with rubber.... it's the poor man's leather.
banned for leather shorts with no rubber inserts
Banned for inserting rubber into your leather knickers hoping for a bounce back.
Banned for wanting to invent rubber knickers so that when you fall flat on yer arse ya bounce right back up again.
banned for not going with the flubber ones
Banned for thinking that flubber is a combination of flatulence and rubber.... but then, of course, loving yer rubber undies as you do, you were the first to experiment with the idea.
banned for not using your hot air properly
Banned for thinking I have hot air down here.... it's early Winter and currently 5c outside
banned for trying to chill out
Banned for not knowing frigid is good sometimes... like when a real ugly woman comes on to you and yer man-meat gets such a cihill it won't work.
banned for unnecessarily long sentence above.
Banned for long winded responses in accordance with non existent rules.
banned for being so rule bound
Banned for not noticing the elephant in the room.... it ignores the rules, too.
banned for mentioning the GOP
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