banned for running off in a pink tutu into the sunset

Banned for tying bows to bonnets and running off with the babe.

Banned for ancient history.

Banned for roostering when the sun comes up.

banned for whacking the clock

Banned for clock watching while 'whacking'  in tune to The Flight Of The Bumble Bee... or was that The Bum Of The Flightle Bee?

Banned for beeing, or not to beeing.   saywhat?

banned for being later than planned

banned for mocking my blindness 

Banned......banned......and banned some more. 

Banned for willy nillies.

Banned for nilly willies.

Banned for inverted anomalies and upside down other stuff.

Banned for alphabet soup and flies on the side.

Banned for slurping and drips on the floor.

Banned for locked outhouses and latrines made to catch the fall out.

Banned for banana peels saved for posterity.

Banned for being left on the right vis a vis right on the left.

Banned for truncated innuendos.

Banned for backwards time clocks.

Banned for chiming in instead of out.

Banned 'cause I think that just about covers it.

Banned for not getting the gist of the moment and of feeling inadequate.... but not to worry, I hear plastic surgery can fix things like that.

Banned for having broken it in the first place... and believe me, putting splints on it don't work.

Banned for not splinting your weiner when the Council For Wicked Weiners said it needed to be stabilised.