since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
Banned for eyeing the winky dink in the shower.
Banned for keyhole peeping to know there's an eyeful of winky dink to be seen.. and it's been said you do Rodney Carrington impersonations and have one-on-one conversations with your winky dink in the shower.
banned for letting it rain in pink
Banned for letting it rain in yellow.... golden showers are not preferable.
banned for being the golden boy
Banned for thinking I'd stand in the firing line.... standing in the purple rain is one thing, below a golden shower is another.
Banned for gorging on yellow snow.
Banned for snow is next year.... YAHOOOOOOOO! It is turning green and the birds are up and singing at 5:00 am. :/
banned for liking the early birds
Banned for being an ostrich bird and burying your head in the yellow snow.
banned for mimicking big bird
Banned for thinking birds are birds. They're avians you dinkleberry.
banned for trying to spread the avian flu
Banned for dinosaurs.
Banned for thinking you can bring a dinosaur back to life by soaking a fossil in a mixture of alcohol, cola and pee.
banned for living in the fridge
Banned for that's okay... it's where I keep the beer.
banned for not giving me my day off
Banned for that's your own silly fault for not taking it.... and I drank your share of the beer while you were working.... and/or sleeping.
banned for not realizing that my boss was more than kind enough to make up for your inability to give people days off
Banned for not taking the week off.
banned for being given an inch but demanding a mile
Banned for astronomical units.
Banned for not knowing the longest word in the dictionary is smiles... there ya go, fathom that one out, oh Imperial one.
banned for going on for miles
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