banned for being tubby about it

banned for going with Tab

Banned for reminding me... of the Good ole Days.  

Banned for you were still a spring chicken in the olden days... and Moses was a good friend until he came back with the 10 Commandments and said you couldn't commit adultery on days that ended with AY... which also excluded coveting thy neigbour's wife, who was somewhat of a hottie, so we're told.

Banned cos she was terrified.... well the archaeologist said she was petrified, but I knew what he meant.

Banned for bandying about Commandments that are not in the original 10 without a preachers license and a pulpit to stand in.

Banned for the Spinal Tap reference.

Banned for thinking size is important.... last lady I tapped [on the shoulder] said that the size of my bank account was unimportant.

Banned for thinking poor bankers are worried about size.

Banned for thinking about me and, hehe, not backing it up with a video call.

Banned for wanting to be the star of said videos... then ruining a perfectly good take by finishing up with a huge burp.

Banned for being pro- flatulence in a built-up area... you'd even get your car to backfire if you can't.

Banned for avoiding the ban by calling it a backdraft and carrying on regardless.