Banned 'cause the ryat said so. Ain't that right......or left. Depending on the time of day and whether or not you subscribe to such balderdash.

banned for down the middle and up yours

banned by the cross eyed mary convention

Banned at Petticoat Junction. 

Banned by the Federation of Fresian Fornicators, the Society of Superb Sonambulists and anybody else with an axe to grind against a certain billionaire businessman who thinks he has what it takes to make a mid-life crisis career change to prop up his tower.

Banned for listening to such poppycock and drivel.... however, there is one wall that'd be useful... one around a certain meglomaniac billionaire that can't be scaled or gotten out of

Banned for not realising that there'd be more than enough people who'd build it for free... and sound-proof it so we never have to hear his brand of bullshit ever again.

Also banned for wanting a rug just like his.... the wannabe Justin Bieber [of yesteryear] look-a-like that he is.

banned for not being american and supporting the Trump-Hillary candidate that wants to build a wall, give free college, give everyone a gun and then take it away in the name of safety, make america great again, bring back conservatism, bring back liberalism, give everyone a job and then let them live off the government 

Banned for homosexuality is more than just a state of mind.... ask liberace and Rock Hudson.

Oh, wait a minute, they're dead.

Banned for somebody not taking the 'morning after pill' when Trump was conceived... the world would have a less less worries right now.

Banned for thinking that everything that shakes uncontrollably at the bottom of the ocean is a nervous wreck.... could also be a jellyfish getting electro-shock treatment

Also banned for prattling on about a waste of space.... move on already.

Banned for fork in the choo choo railroad.  boo hoo

Banned for the knife in the back over a little spooning and forking it over to the next stop....shame on you.