Banned for failing to apply the traditional greeting when banning a traditional ban.

Banned for standing on a roadside cow pat then suing the farmer to replace your shoes.

Banned for blaming the cows rather than the cattle rustlers who left the gate open while stealing the herd's prize bull

Banned for leaving the trail of bull-crap in a public place for others to step on and spread even further... like at bus stops and getting the deliberately placed bull-crap transported far and wide.... to far-flung places where the bull hasn't been seen in years since their innocent droppings got associated with Donald Trump's thrice daily bullshit.

Banned for confusing a Pootin with a bidet.

Banned for being a lone buttercup in a field full of daffodils.

Banned for looking very sheepish when it was revealed you let loose a herd of wool bearers in front of a combine harvester to save time and money shearing them.

Banned for they were not dogs but wolves.... dressed in sheeps clothing.

Banned for the fear of going to the dentist and instead going to the vet and haggling over the price for a routine root canal and a quick tonsilectomy the vet wasn't qualified to do.

Then there was the woman who went to the dentist and said that she wasn't sure which was worst... having a tooth extracted or having a baby.

The dentist quickly quipped: "Make up yer mind lady... so's I know how to adjust the chair.

Banned for attempting to become a fish farmer and filling your bathtub with goldfish.

Banned for the carp playing the harp under a tarp

Banned for not posting anything for 16 years