since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
banned for watching things you like rather than be coerced along by the global media
Banned for criticising my right to exercise my free will and watch pron if I want to.
banned for exercising
Banned for fat inducing inactivity.
banned for fat shaming
Banned for shat faming.
banned for weirdly moving letters around to confuse others
Banned for it's not my fault that you are so easily confused by such a simple spoonerism and threw out your dictionary because you couldn't find it within the pages.
banned for paging the dictionary in hopes of greater word smithing
Banned for riding a galloping goose into town to buy a new dictionary.
banned for releasing wild marbles into the shooting gallery
Banned for going to a gun fight with a plastic knife and fork set.
banned for bringing a nerf gun
Banned for a rumbling gut that preceeded a major seismic event.
banned for shaking it all loose
Banned for consuming seismic sausages and causing the ground beneath to rumble while stinking out your poor neighbours with the smell of rotten egg gas emanating from the subsequent fissures.
banned for comparing me to putin
Banned for spelling “putaine” wrong (though your context was correct).
Banned for it's really Pootin, but he changed it so as not to cause such a big stink.
Thing is, Pootin is the biggest, worst stinker on the planet and should be banned.... sent off-world to some derelict asteroid heading to another galaxy.
banned for wanting to inflict some other galaxy with that
Banned for not knowing that Pootin would perish on the asteroid because of his hemorrhoids before getting that far.
Let's just hope that what goes up doesn't come down.. hehe.
banned for not just finishing the job now
Banned for not paying enough for the job's completion.
banned for not backing the hefer you rode in on
Banned for it was a bull... and you effin' leave my effers out of it.
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