Banned for it's all in the eye of the beholder.

Banned for beholding the beholder with no clothes on.

Banned for holding the beholder [and not by his hand] to stop him going to the nudie beach and scaring little ladies, both old and young, with the shaft holding up his umbrella.

Banned for raindrops keep falling on your head... cos yer umbrella leaks like a sieve.

Banned for only just noticing that I revel enthusiastically in making fun of your shortcomings and misgivings.

Banned for not feeding yours and neglecting to take it for a walk.

Banned for allowing your pet rock to drown because you wouldn't buy him a floatation device

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banned for thinking that you need pants to have fun

banned for letting the public deal with el natural 

banned for letting all the plastic stuff get in your skin

banned for not realizing that if my grandfather got out, he would start the zombie apocalypse

banned for letting the closet get full