I would have given you karma because I wasn't unbecoming, but now that I am.... becoming, it's time to apply the brakes instead.

I would give you Karma, but I am rationing Karma, as I only have 8 left.

i would give you karma but posting immediately after one's self is a misdemeanor requiring subtraction rather than addition.

I would give you karma but the fac that you can tell me you got shitfaced tells me there's some other shit going on around here... oh, wait, just had someone whisper it's name in my ear... "Verbal diahorrea"

Karma is mine and they're slugs... more meat to go with the mushrooms.

So, no karma for you this week, not when there's a cream to cure it.

I would give you karma but you're off at a snail's pace and it overtook you.... sad, that, and you'll never catch up o it.

I would give you Karma but, you relish the idea that I would give you Karma, alas, it will never be.

I would give you all karma but I'm too busy playin'

If one were to look in the annals of time you might find karma. But, i don't think so.

Due to the joint custody controversy, i must decline this karma application.

I would give you karma, but the karma I beat out of a lawyer today is so paltry that I need it all to feed myself.

I'd give you karma but they don't allow it behind bars... and the warden tells me you're on a conjugal visit with mrs palmer and her 5 daughters

I would give you karma but putting Chrissie Amphlet up there touching herself like that and getting me all aroused has gotten me all hot under the collar.