I would give you karma but, dancing around sensitive keys is never easy. 

Diamonds?         Have I ever mentioned that I like shiny things?  Well, I really do. 

I would give you karma but, now you've got me thinking all things beautiful.

I would give you karma but that would require power and I don't have any right now.

I would give you karma but I am the one and the lunatic is on the grass.

I would give you karma but forever is a long time to have nothing to wear but diamonds.... hmmm, it'd be chilly in Winter.

I would give you karma but it's a long way to Tipperary and the weather bureau has forecast raindrops will be falling on your head if your brolly gets turned inside out by Sandy in sheer bad temper over losing an earring over the Bermuda Triangle.

I would give you karma but, I wonder how many diamonds that'll cost. 

I would give you karma but, where do you shop that has this diamond studded footwear?  I would like diamonds on my keyboard.  

I would give you karma but, yup,. you got me. Now hand over all your booty.   

I would give you karma but, you have to give to receive. 

I would give you karma but, that is so typical. A man without a woman....

The karma i was set to bestow upon you is sadly  2 months and 17 days past its expiration date. 

This may sound bananas but, monkeys stole your respected karma.