I would give you karma but, or some reasonable facsimile. 

Just the facts, there is no karma to be had. 

I would give you karma but recently I came across a farmer who had only just planted a crop, and it is not ready for harvesting as yet.

I would give you karma but if it looks like broccoli and smells like broccoli then it must be anchovies. Sorry...no karma for you.

I would give you karma but the smell of anchovies always remind me of the morning after the night before...

... and how I should not have had that last piece of pizza.

I would give you karma but converting a 'double' cheese and anchovies to energy would power up a Polaris submarine at full fathoms five.

I would give you karma but, you might mean naughtycal. 

I would give you karma but, go ahead, take a deep breath and trigger that finger. I promise it doesn't hurt.

I would give you karma but, oops. Well, there's always your toes.,

I would give you karma but my 'organ' is off limits unless you're female and have large....

This karma is made for walking,  and that's just what it will do

And one of these days you'll have to bid your foot fetish adieu 

Banned for them foots have went where no foot should went.

i will continue to tap dance around the real reason i will not give you karma.