What do you think? If Sins players had theme songs, might this be one for a player named Dirty Sanchez? Here's a TV commercial for Seedy (Dirty) Sanchez pot noodles:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuxbnWuP6wM
"Eeeenglish girl you're so pale and so lovely on holiday with your proud man... But secretly he's bored with you, he want it filthy and dirty and more rude, and when you sleep he creep into town to look for the back street action. He can't resist the cities and jails the Mexican pot noodleness and as he swallow he shout, "Oh yes", "Oh yes", "Oh yes," "Oh yes," "Oh yesssss!"
"New Mexican flavor! It is deerty and you want it!"
I think these are just Ramen noodles that are sold in the U.K. These are definitely the funniest Ramen noodle commercials I've ever seen. (OK, they're the only ones I've ever seen.) Here's another funny one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAmF01Igq3I
I learned about this commercial when looking up "dirty sanchez" on Wikipedia:
A 2004 advertisement for a Mexican Pot Noodle called Seedy Sanchez featured a Mariachi band singing a jingle with very heavily implied descriptions of the sex act in the lyrics, which include a description of the male protagonist seeking "backstreet action". The advertisement, created by HHCL/Red Cell and titled "Mariachi's Shame", won several creative awards.
