Wish granted, but you bought another piece of $*** that didn't work. And did you try it on a Win98 when you got it? I've tried and it won't, but works fine on XP.

Granted, and then Wild E. Coyote dropped a 10,000 ton anvil that you had been standing under as the Road Runner escapes from it.

I wish that I had all the time in the world to do stuff. Time is just going by way to fast, I look at the date and see June 19 and can't believe half the year is gone already. 

Who's being EMO about little things Mr._Blunt3d? (btw: is your avatar Makuta or no?)

Wish granted, but that little tiny bit taller makes NO actual difference in your appearance... and thus you decide to spike your hair.

I wish that when somebody says "emo" somebody else doesn't automatically freak out and start calling the cops.

Koda0 (^)

Granted. Soon a new word shows up to replace it. The word is pacov.

I wish that i owned GalCiv II

and that it worked

They do, but an asteroid crashes into the factory, preventing the game from ever being released.

I wish for one blackberry cobbler.

You watch your favorite TV show, record it on DVR and watch it over and over and over.. until you're a fat lard who can do nothing but eat and sleep.

I wish that I didn't have to help my parents w/ everything.

Koda0 (^)

They don't... and they become super boring because their not mature enough to find any other kind of humor besides physical humor... which hurts.

I wish that I had some manga to read right now...

Koda0 (^)

Fred is stupid... so I can't corrupt a wish that I agree w/...

Never heard of Negima... I get most of my manga from a girl-friend so most of mine is either really violent or really romantic.

I wish that Avatar: The Last Airbender was still on TV (or at least sum re-runs)

koda0 (^)

People stop ranting, and forget, but then suffer from massive "History repeats iself" Syndrome...

What was wrong w/ book 3?

I wish that my power would stop flickering here (There's a T-Storm outside)

Koda0 (^)

You are part of an FTL project and one of the side effects is an allergy pill, but it makes you allergic to everything but white chocolate and your head explodes.

I wish I had a giant chunk of white chocolate.

It does, so fast that your computer crashes.

I wish I was a little bit hungry.

Your lack of a wish comes true, and you begin to disintegrate into nothing.

I wish I could see the Big Crunch

Granted, but now that's all anyone knows correctly and the world as we know it collapses and the Covenant show up and glass the surface.

I wish I was Emperor of the Star Wars Galactic Empire.  

You can, in a lake. On Titan, where there are lakes of liquid methane.

I wish Douglas Adams was still alive (if yo don't know who he is, don't corupt this).