Whenever Chuck Norris uses a Marza Raze Planet on an asteroid, it turns into a terran world full of naked woman
The Advent were banished by the Trade order because they were "sinful", that's because of Chuck Norris, so he gave the Trade Order a couple round-house kicks, but one missed and destroyed most of the Vasari Empire.
Chuck Norris is the reason the cover planet is volcanic, it happened after one of his sperm crash landed
The original name for the game was "Sins of Chuck Norris's Solar Empire", but he rejected it because he only sins when HE says he sins
Chuck Norris is the reason you can't design ships, because the designers knew that too many people would make a "Norrisator", a ship that can carry ten billion squadrons, move at ten trillion times regular phase lane speed, destroy a star, is the size of a scout frigate, is armed with ten-thousand Chuck guns (they cause one million HP of damage per shot, ignore mitigation shields and armor, and can fire a thousand rounds a second), cost one credit, metal, and crystal, has enough shields to stop anything but another Norrisator, or Chuck Norris himself, takes one second to build, uses one fleet capacity, and when you build one, they have an ability, "Summon His Majesty" Chuck Norris appears for a half second, and shakes his balls around, thus destroying the map.
