What sort of penalty would you like??

Is it really a punishment if you enjoy the punishment?     

sounds like a lot of hot air to me... 

Of course it is!!!!  

I end up with tears streaming down my face every time mrs. starkers puts me over her knee.

Precisely... and when does it stop voting in crummy, low-down, lying politicians???

If I were joking, don't you think I'd have used the smiley????

I dunno, is it possible to keep a straight face when speaking of politicians?

Why, are you stalking me???

If it's not you, who the.... is it, then???

OK, I'll bite... which one isn't she???

Will this do for all the numbnut politicos?

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...or this one?

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Either way they're toast. 

I dunno, syd, if Juila told me she was being Frank, do you think I'd need photographic evidence to back up her claim.... or would a doctor's certificate suffice???  

And if I happened to see a photograph of Julia being Frank, are there meds I can take for that???

More importantly, if Frank was stalking me - who was actually Julia in disguise - and I needed to be sure of who I was actually reporting to police, would I need to determine if he/she/shim was a natural redhead???

And would that silver bullet have to be blessed by a priest first... or could we just swipe it over a prayer book?

Can I have marmalade with that toast or do I have to eat it dry???

And does it come in a can or a jar???