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DrJBHL
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Reply #351 November 29, 2008 12:18:52 AM
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Resistance is what happens if you don't get enough fiber.  

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Reply #352 November 29, 2008 8:04:04 AM
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Resistance is... a fart with lumps.

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Reply #353 November 29, 2008 4:42:57 PM
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Resistance is your wife doing YOUR laundry.

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Reply #354 November 29, 2008 4:49:33 PM
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Resistance is "skid marks" not on the road.

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Reply #355 November 29, 2008 10:42:54 PM
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Resistance is... those skid marks going all the way down to the toes of your socks.

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Reply #356 November 30, 2008 12:29:03 AM
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Resistance is irresistable.

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Reply #357 November 30, 2008 9:24:30 AM
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Resistance is feeling like a Muppet during a Rectal exam.

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Reply #358 November 30, 2008 11:56:37 AM
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Resistance is a proctologist hearing of my penchant for curried cabbage a sending me to a colleague he hates.

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Reply #359 November 30, 2008 12:37:40 PM
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Resistance is hearing your Proctologist say, "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

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Reply #360 November 30, 2008 12:45:23 PM
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Resistance is... sliding down a 40 foot razor blade using you butt cheeks a brakes.

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Reply #361 November 30, 2008 12:46:17 PM
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I heard a tip from games workshop once. They roughly said 'if you don't know a rule and you can't get support for it, make one up and move on with your game'.

In the face of this and for the sake of arguement,

Resistance is fertile.

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Reply #362 November 30, 2008 12:52:51 PM
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Quoting starkers,
reply 10
Resistance is... sliding down a 40 foot razor blade using you butt cheeks a brakes.

Try that on yer tummy.

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Reply #363 November 30, 2008 12:58:12 PM
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Resistance is getting a date with Angelina Jolie.

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Reply #364 December 1, 2008 12:14:40 AM
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Resistance is getting a date with Angelina Jolie.

Resistance is.... not having wet dreams about Angelina Jolie.

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Reply #365 December 1, 2008 11:57:31 AM
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Resistance is... not having wet dreams about an old married mother, Angelina Jolie (Not pointing fingers, DrJBHL)

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Reply #366 December 1, 2008 12:29:55 PM
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The 'Resistance' is on her part, The_Undying....I'm sad to report. 

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Reply #367 December 1, 2008 12:33:27 PM
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She wouldn't need to resist you. You can't get any wood

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Reply #368 December 1, 2008 12:35:26 PM
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...maybe we should go back to the topic. *Ahem* resistance is... the friction between a person and a novelty sized cheese grater

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Reply #369 December 1, 2008 8:10:04 PM
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Resistance is saying NO to alien abduction

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Reply #370 December 1, 2008 8:21:42 PM
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Quoting The_Undying,
reply 17
She wouldn't need to resist you. You can't get any wood

Here's your Xmas present, The_Undying:

 

 Now why not go and practice a couple of times. Bye!!!!!

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Reply #371 December 1, 2008 8:34:40 PM
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Quoting Tailsgirl,
reply 19
Resistance is saying NO to alien abduction

Diane! From OZ!

Welcome!!! Welcome to one of the nuttier threads around. Here's for the newcomer!

 

 

 

Wearing one of these can prevent those pesky abductions:

 

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DrJBHL
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Reply #372 December 1, 2008 9:02:17 PM
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Resistance is trying to pick food from between your teeth with your tongue.

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Reply #373 December 1, 2008 10:39:43 PM
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Quoting jicorrila,
reply 22
Resistance is trying to pick food from between your teeth with your tongue.

ain't that the truth!

Resistance is getting your tongue stuck between your teeth trying to get at stuck food.

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Reply #374 December 1, 2008 10:59:45 PM
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lol

 

Resistance is talking to someone higher up on the food chain than you are, and supressing that urge to squeeze that monstrous zit on their face

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Reply #375 December 1, 2008 11:34:18 PM
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Resistance is curbing your appetite.

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