Resistance is not telling your mother-in-law what you really think.
Why? She's not gonna hold back from telling you what she thinks... I say give it to her with both barrels. 
Resistance is... being in a hurry, slipping quickly into your shoes and finding some smart arse has nailed one of them to the floor.
Doc says Ed and Mark are SUPER good mates!
starkers reckons Ed is a super great bloke, and that that Mark bloke is one crazy SOB and five stubbies short of a six pack. Yup, he's one nutter who should keep a strait jacket in his wardrobe, that's for sure. 
You're not such a bad bloke yerself, Doc... tho I hear that, just like that Mark bloke, you can talk under water with a mouthful of marbles. Yup, his missus reckons you and him was on the phone for over 5 hours the other week, talking all sorts of crazy stuff and then laughing about it. 