free ipad free iphone will only lead to delusions of

grandeur   

French letters were found to be abundant in the Bastille, the Louvre and Eiffel Tower literature, but never as abundant as in the French

dictionary.

pictionary is hungarian for frenchmen with very small

appendages   

Gifts borne by beggars at your door are not accepted wisely, for often the bearer is a Greek gypsy who hails from Mykonos and is seeking to remove items of clothing from your drawers because their were lost while frolicking naked on the

beach.

My bum as I fart against the

material.

Semi-solid farts are recommended not to be released while standing in a public place and wearing

shorts.

Tall as bee's knee, you

was!

Looks like some posts disappered. Oh well.

completely missed the whole program which sounds like it might have been a

blessing

sense and sensibility makes a great read for lovers of old world

literature

King Kong is a giant

ape.

Kong as in Donkey Kong was always a very popular

game

wild rice is also a lovely alternative to other varieties and a nice

treat