time to take my sedatives and chill

out  

guy is the name of my latest toy

boy 

Guy named guy are The guy in "I wanna be The Guy"

game.

bar no one from my wild and crazy

parties  

bloom is my middle

name

(PS>  Starkers yr nephew says hi    LOL ) 

Why some late bloomers seem to blossom more than most is a mystery, but maybe Dolly Parton can explain it

best.

Oh, so you gave him a few moments when his mouth isn't full??? 

I know the vicar won't approve... nor his muvver, come to think of it, but it's about time he learnt about female anatomy, other than from a biology book, anyway.

Nephew rang me to say he'd been corrupted by a cougar lady with a voracious 'appetite' and that his legs felt weak like

jelly.

Wet T-shirt competitions get him going big time, but he's one audience member who should be gagged.... as he tends to shout out lewd comments regarding headlights and having his vision impaired while they're on high

beam.

Marbles of all sizes and patterns which held the brains of an invading race, started shaking in fear when starkers walked through the

door.

system failure is inevitable if you dont pamper your

PC  

iPad is some sort of 'device', is

it?

Oz, and Canada... plus I just bought a new pc this

fall.

[@starkers, Hi Handsome. ]