Cleen underwear is always advisable for young ladies who wear mini skirts in very windy

locations.

Yup, all is well here... missing mrs starkers (she has been in Tasmania for 6 weeks), but other than that all is well.

Agents down at the local realtor's office were all fighting over who was going down to the bordello to see the madam about paying the month's rent... and who could afford to cover it if she offered 12 months services in

return.

Yeah, only 5 more sleeps and mrs starkers will be home.... YIPPEEEEEE!!!!  I dunno 'bout being a 'good' man, though.

But then, I guess I didn't have any wild orgies while she was away.

Question everything and believe nothing, that's my philosophy... that way you're less likely to be led up the garden

path.

Still 5... and a few cat naps in between.  Yeah, it becomes more frequent... and necessary as I get older.

That's why there were no orgies.... didn't wanna be dozing off in the middle, not to mention a couple o' times before then... and probably twice more at least before the end.

I'll take the road less travelled.

encouragement is what we all need in light of the severe ecenomic

downtturn  

"Hole in one!", I'd say if the bus were white with little dents in

it.

Marbles were something I never had, in a mental sense, but I always had plenty of

crackers.

Delicious was when I went to a Roman orgy and was hand fed grapes by scantily clad maidens whose paper-thin togas left little to the

imagination.

here we go again.......its easter

time

Here, there and everywhere they seek him, the lesser known sidekick of the Scarlett Pimpernell, and who was seen flashing his bared arse to the authorities in hot

pursuit.

Hilarious is when you peel off a sneaky one in the elevator and the guy next to you has a much guiltier look on his

face.

starkers peels one off in the elevator and it's not just the people in it who suffer... it's a curried cabbage bark and the entire building will

suffer.

Testicle hunters have been out in force recently, seeking the perfect testicle with the perfect sperm with which to procreate and produce the desirable child of their dreams... so be warned, they live in a house near

you.