Tonight's the night, so sang Rod Stewart, but right now I'm home alone so I'll make do in the culinary dep't with baked beans on

toast.

Chops were going to be on the menu, but I got out a chicken breast fillet instead, so I'm going to have that with Thai stir-fry vegetables and egg noodles... with a bowl of curried cabbage on the

side.

Lorry missing a side-board, sofa and armchairs was driven into Scotland Yard thias morning to be tested for fingerprints and clues as to where the missing items were illicitly

unloaded.

myself not you stole the cabbage patch baby from starkers

yesterday

Charged with grand larceny, the cabbage patch thief hung his head as sentence was passed... that he be locked in a room with curried cabbage gas until pronounced

pickled.

Cabbage and all greens are good for

everyone.

(especially starkers )

Sweeter than cabbage, I'm not understanding

that. 

oooooooooooooooooooooops

THAT was a major c--k up

methinks

Wheel out the octagenarians for the start of their annual wheelchair race down Telegraph Hill, and let's hope their brakes work better this year than last... the pile up last year resulted in several sexual harrassment

claims.

Organs were exposed, handled and fondled during the pile up, but the biggest surprise was when Mr Smith, at 98 years of age, exclaimed: "Ive got a

boner!!!"

France, I see your

underpants.

(@ starkers.. Hi Handsome )

cleavage is something that there can be too much, especially at sensitive work spaces with heavy

machinery...