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Reply #301 March 30, 2008 1:07:02 AM
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I are IR Braniac but not of Borg.... I was to be assimilated but the implants were much too small for my huge head/allergic to my blue brain.
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Reply #302 April 1, 2008 11:30:12 PM
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I am Captain James T Kirk ... Destroyer of Borg ... It is me who should be simulated !!!

Star Trek .. the LOST episode : enjoy BORG SMASHER !!

Sorry ... been googling !! Tim ,these are for you , bud .. !!   

BORG DOCUMENTARY PART 1

BORG DOCUMENTARY PART 2

BORG DOCUMENTARY PART 3
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Reply #303 April 2, 2008 12:12:53 AM
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Sorry if this has been posted already, but....

I am Joshua of Borg...shall we play a game??

I know the reference dates me (WarGames ), but I just couldn't resist!! SmileyCentral.com
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Reply #304 April 2, 2008 12:32:15 AM
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I am Heather Mills of Borg... undefeated hopscotch champion.
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Reply #305 April 2, 2008 12:39:12 AM
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I am Sir Paul McCartney Of Borg....great at hopscotch, yes.... but no good in an arse kicking competition.
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Reply #306 April 2, 2008 11:58:33 PM
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I am La Petomane of Borg .. you will be arseimmilated ...       

( Tim ... Assimilation Sidebar WIP for you .. ASSIMILATION IS INEVITABLE ! ! )
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Reply #307 April 3, 2008 12:34:34 PM
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I am Mike Tyson of Borg... damn, shoulda cheeked first to see if that guy's ear was an implant. I just chipped a tooth on it.
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Reply #308 April 3, 2008 12:37:41 PM
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They call me Matrix of Borg.... cos I always got this green stuff streaming down my nose.
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Reply #309 April 3, 2008 1:10:08 PM
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I am Morpheus of Borg..... Remember there is no assimilation
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Reply #310 April 4, 2008 3:02:21 AM
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I an Blank of Borg.... something's wrong, I can't communicate with the Collective.
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Reply #311 April 4, 2008 3:07:58 AM
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I am Ingenious Lee of Borg... I have devised a way to pick up FM radio via my ear implants.
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Reply #312 April 4, 2008 4:09:50 AM
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I am Little Bo peep of Borg... assimilating me is one thing, but you can take those damned implants off my sheep right now.

I an Little Jack Horner of Borg... What was the Collective thinking??? I near choked on an 'implanted' plum.

I am Little Boy Blue of Borg... Bugger!!!! My horn has been replaced with an implant.

I am Simple Simon Of Borg... Hey Mr Pie man, what are those implants you have there??

I am Mary of Borg.... and you'd be contrary, too, if your daffodils had been implanted with Audrey II's. (remember the plant in Little Shop of Horrors)

I am Old Mother Hubbard of Borg... it seems my little doggy has been implanted with a bone of his own.

I am Jack Sprat of Borg... my wife has become 3/4's of the Collective because she'll eat no lean.

I am Mrs Sprat of Borg... shutup you skinny little dweeb, or I'll squash your implants.

I am Sally of Borg... selling seashells on the seashore was OK, but implants are far more profitable.

And last but not least....

I am Cinderella of Borg.... Why does my Prince Charming have such a small implant!!!
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Reply #313 April 4, 2008 8:14:59 AM
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I'm just plain sick and tired of Borg.
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Reply #314 April 4, 2008 8:20:20 AM
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Reply #315 April 4, 2008 9:00:10 AM
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I am Troll of Borg...I am a pain in the assimilation.....
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Reply #316 April 4, 2008 9:43:11 AM
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I'm Dianna Troi of Borg....... I sense that you are uncomfortable with this assimilation process
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Reply #317 April 4, 2008 12:36:06 PM
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[quote]I'm just plain sick and tired of Borg.[/quote


Dr JO622, not of Borg... the Collective is hurt by your comment and is most concerned that your assimilation is taking longer than usual.

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Reply #318 April 4, 2008 12:36:35 PM
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I am wanker of Borg... I don't give a toss about assimilation...
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Reply #319 April 4, 2008 12:59:42 PM
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I am Tosser of Borg........ Assimilation is for wankers
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Reply #320 April 4, 2008 1:01:21 PM
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I am Snow White of Borg... Oh my!!!! The Seven Dwarfs have such enormous implants!!!

I am Rip Van Winkle of Borg...Huh!!! Trust me to sleep through my assimilation.

I am The Gingerbread Man of Borg... Since assimilation, several Collective members have tried to eat me.

I am Tom Thumb of Borg... Look, I appreciate the implant, but I'm just not big enough to carry it around.

I be Cap'n Hook of Borg... This 'ere 'ook 'll be tha only implant I'll e'er need.

I am Tinker Bell of Borg... Could you exchange these DD implants for A Cups so I can fly again.

I am Peter Pan of Borg... Geez, am I glad to be out of Neverland! Some wacko added Ranch to the end of it and never stopped trying to crack on to me.


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Reply #321 April 4, 2008 1:57:27 PM
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I used to be DrJ 0622 of Borg....I became sick and tired of Borg but now am Reborn! I am Chairman of the Borg! Try to Trump THAT!   
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Reply #322 April 4, 2008 2:17:50 PM
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I am Pamela Anderson of Borg... are these implants too big for my body?
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Reply #323 April 4, 2008 2:43:36 PM
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I am Dirk Diggler of Borg...... How about mine?
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Reply #324 April 4, 2008 10:51:59 PM
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I used to be DrJ 0622 of Borg....I became sick and tired of Borg but now am Reborn! I am Chairman of the Borg! Try to Trump THAT!


I am starkers of Borg... and I can trump that, well an uncle of mine can. He is Queen of Borg.



I am Dirk Diggler of Borg...... How about mine?


I am Long Dong Silver of Borg...well, Dirk, it's pretty small compared to mine.
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Reply #325 April 5, 2008 11:53:33 AM
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I an Rumplestiltskin of Borg... when you refit my implants, d'ya think there's any chance you could get rid of all these wrinkles while you're at it??
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