You only make 1 million a month? How do you eat?   

My last "job" paid me 5 trillion! But all the details are, um, confidential.  

      

I think that can be TP's first job. He is now the official League recruiter.(sp)

Go forth and bring the masses Scot!!

Huh?    

It is still summer.

I am a man of few words and unfortunately think everyone is thinking the same thing as me. Sorry, sometimes if I think need be, I will explain.  

was thinking the same.

Going to send this to MacMatt for proof reading  

At Harry's Bar & American Grill, I had a few drinks. I only had 4 shots of tequila, 3 rum and cokes, half a bottle of Jack Daniels, a fourth of vodka, a shot each of Bacardi, Black Velvet, Jim Beam, Jose Quervo, Cutty's Scotch, Southern Comfort, Royal Crown, Captain Morgan, and some glasses of Guiness - I didn't feel like drinking much tonight.

That was actually a paragraph from an entry in a Bad Hemingway contest. I thought it fit just terrifically here, and I had had some drinks, so I posted it.

It was not my story, but it was a perfectly wonderful story. I liked it so well that I had it bookmarked.

I did not enter a story. I was too busy shooting at animals, and then having a few drinks and talking to some lovely girls afterwards.

The sun will rise again tomorrow. I will write my story then, perhaps while having a drink after starting a nice fistfight with some Spaniards or Italians, and before we go to the bullfight.

"Hello. this is an attempt to make fun of playjeff45 for talking weird.

Now there's only one thing missing!

blah, blah blah...

color!

Results are now compiled. As soon as neilo replies to my PM. Compiling the results took more then 2 and a half hours.

Collecting information of 19 different players. Checking their profiles to see which race they played with because the players want to see the races they played with and because they didnt mention the races they played with in their submissions(I PM'd a few players. You know who you are). Then assigning 1st, 2nd, 3rd scoring BP and Penalties. Then BPs for the fastest games. Tie breaking by checking the submittion dates for all Fastest game BP contenders for the 1st, 2nd and 3rd positions(then double check). Then triple checking the combined MVL points for each team. And then actually writing all that in a neat and clean format. And I was fasting today. (Ramazan)

I missed a football match(my team might be mad but time flew) and a scheduled clan battle in CSF. And now I'm tired.


Now I'll just open up Call Of Duty 2 and have a little game.

I hope I didnt mess up.   

-Fire

The results will be posted in just a few minutes...